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Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
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Life is a continual upgrade.
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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.
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Yes, Love indeed is light from heaven A spark of that immortal fire With...
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Believing where we cannot prove.
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Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to...
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...