Quote #1438
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Quote #14501
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #11316
Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #17457
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Quote #22111
It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #21050
Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May but...
Quote #12783
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Quote #23757
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.