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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
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Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.
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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re running about average.
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The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
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I concede
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One of the few good things about modern times If you die horribly on...