Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #26611
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #7339
The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #6504
Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...
Quote #3061
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Quote #19901
The main failure of education is that it has not prepared people to comprehend...
Quote #4085
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take,...
Quote #12538
A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things...