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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
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True is it that we have seen better days.
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The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to...
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Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
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Prayer is …. the salve on the wounds of our spirit that we order...
Quote #21481
Crime is naught but misdirected energy.
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
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I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right...