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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost...
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Without knowing the force of words, it is impossible to know men.
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I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...
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With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
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A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #26746
You didn’t have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got...