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We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals,...
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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A man who works beyond the surface of things, though he may be wrong...
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Love is to man an embarrassment, even a word; it is to a woman...
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
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It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness.
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
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False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...