Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #13353
VICTORY – Champions have it deep inside of them – a dream, a desire,...
Quote #22843
On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the...
Quote #2324
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
Quote #18080
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #29955
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist...
Quote #5691
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #19063
I have not yet begun to fight
Quote #26183
The only lasting trauma is the one we suffer without positive change.
Quote #10798
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would...