Quote #9576
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
Quote #26313
It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #1256
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #19721
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #26598
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up...
Quote #4726
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...
Quote #34542
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest and that...
Quote #11729
I exist as I am, that is enough.