Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #350
Instant gratification is not soon enough.
Quote #33476
Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They’re icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese...
Quote #1814
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
Quote #31865
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
Quote #11821
There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the...
Quote #24189
How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...