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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #7959
Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #11668
Perserverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
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It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to...
Quote #3037
He marries best who puts it off until it is too late.
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Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...
Quote #180
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
Quote #19457
Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I...