Quote #31381
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #1698
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
Quote #16639
There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and...
Quote #17520
With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
Quote #276
I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #14494
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
Quote #10386
Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no...