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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
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The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a...
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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares...
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quote #4045
The superior man is modest in his speech, but excels in his actions.
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Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric....
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Lack of money is the root of all evil.