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Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
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Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
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The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to...
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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make...
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Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Sometimes there are no answers.
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One who’s our friend is fond of us one who’s fond of us isn’t...
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...