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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are...
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I am now going to make you a gift that will stay with you...
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You can pick out actors by the glazed look that comes into their eyes...
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The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
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He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue...
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My teen angst has a body count.
Quote #6961
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
Quote #12892
Comedy is acting out optimism.