Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
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As long as there are human beings, there will be the idea of brotherhood...
Quote #22652
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #34748
Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #3441
Is it the Fourth?
Quote #12031
When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that...
Quote #25145
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right,...
Quote #22047
Some tension is necessary for the soul to grow, and we can put that...
Quote #8166
The poor complain that they are governed badly. The rich complain that they are...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...