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If you suffer, thank God! — it is a sure sign that you are...
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There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn’t showmanship, it isn’t big promises-those things...
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Whatever else may divide us, Europe is our common home; a common fate has...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true...
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
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Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Quote #3085
Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it.