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A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin...
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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For the ordinary man is passive. Within a narrow circle (home life, and perhaps...
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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
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The teacher is like the candle which lights others in consuming itself.
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
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They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...