David Letterman Quote #13834 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else...
Dave Barry Quote #20536 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28157 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Portuguese Proverb Quote #30956 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Totie Fields Quote #33851 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Japanese Proverb Quote #23167 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Erich Fromm Quote #16107 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which...
Jerry Stahl Quote #34686 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Sir Winston Churchill Quote #21294 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
(Anon.) Quote #19151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.