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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
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Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which...
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Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
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