Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #8767
After the greatest clouds, the sun.
Quote #4928
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #32681
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #27803
Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious database outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding...
Quote #8378
Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
Quote #33938
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
Quote #30123
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...