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Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #24654
To err is human to forgive, infrequent.
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #13415
And then, the unspeakable purity and freshness of the air! There was just enough...
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #23780
When I have fully decided that a result is worth getting I go ahead...
Quote #16323
Successful leaders have the courage to take action where others hesitate.
Quote #4328
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable;but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,To speak...