Quote #31646
Weekends are a bit like rainbows they look good from a distance but disappear...
Quote #23099
Keeping accounts, Sir, is of no use when a man is spending his own...
Quote #33978
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #5663
Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
Quote #10080
Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.
Quote #18912
A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
Quote #9878
Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming...
Quote #13089
The goal of all life is death.
Quote #6614
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...