Quote #14155
There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident...
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The good man is the teacher of the bad, And the bad is the...
Quote #16439
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to...
Quote #9596
The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
Quote #33797
If theres one thing I know its God does love a good joke.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #1802
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
Quote #12565
I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced...
Quote #9185
There is no sin greater than ignorance.
Quote #19768
The only means of strengthening one’s intellect is to make up one’s mind about...