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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best...
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When you have too much month for you paycheck, then what you need to...
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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible...
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Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.
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But then there’s a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling...
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If I die a violent death, as some fear and a few are plotting,...