Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #33649
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
Quote #6764
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #32391
Lord, make me an instrument of your peace where there is hatred, let me...
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #26319
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #18523
‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #25656
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.