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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how...
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Note how good you feel after you have encouraged someone else. No other argument...
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There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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Short is the joy that guilty pleasure brings.
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I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an...
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Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher...
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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...