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Success is a great deodorant.
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If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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Love is something like the clouds that were in the sky, Before the sun...
Quote #23089
An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
Quote #28627
Love and a cough cannot be hid.
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.
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I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like...
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #10144
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...