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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
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Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam...
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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
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Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...
Quote #5146
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.