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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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No man loves life like him that’s growing old.
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There is no way to peace peace is the way.
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Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely...
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Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that...
Quote #10679
I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size.
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but...
Quote #27730
Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the...