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A well cultivated mind is made up of all the minds of preceding ages;...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #23171
If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you’re free —...
Quote #27537
Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you...
Quote #28727
When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...
Quote #32007
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be...
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on...
Quote #34012
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...