Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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How can a guy hit and think at the same time
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The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens...
Quote #2313
Justice is incedental to law and order.
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The thing that I should wish to obtain from money would be leisure with...
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The slightest sorrow for sin is sufficient if it produce amendment, and the greatest...
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Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent,...
Quote #19138
Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.