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Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
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The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around...
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
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Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....