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The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
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To take the measure of oneself by reference to one’s colleagues leads to envy...
Quote #21671
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
Quote #22871
I believe a man is born first unto himself-for the happy developing of himself,...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #14936
From their experience or from the recorded experience of others (history), men learn only...
Quote #20781
Confidence is the hinge on the door to success.
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All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #1555
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...