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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that...
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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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You’re the one I love to love, hate to hate, love to hate and...
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.