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Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed...
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And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don’t let...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
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The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
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What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have...
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a...
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Tis the witching hour of night, Orbed is the moon and bright, And the...
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Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...