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Mosaic is the 1990′s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your...
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.
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It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the...
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Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be...
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What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
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If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think...