Quote #17463
He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Quote #6618
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #21890
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
Quote #27445
I’m not going to let anybody come down at night like Nicodemus and whisper...
Quote #8867
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know....
Quote #21759
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
Quote #9172
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Quote #10574
It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it...