Quote #759
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Quote #1433
For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to...
Quote #29507
Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and...
Quote #5541
Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.
Quote #30957
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
Quote #14966
Science has sometimes been said to be opposed to faith, and inconsistent with it....
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29388
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #18525
‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #16339
It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others