Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #8958
Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
Quote #26970
A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once...
Quote #9992
Someone bent on suicide won?t have much sense of humour left.
Quote #26671
The fights I fought… cost a lot –the fight for the assault-weapons ban cost...
Quote #20164
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #8620
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #27867
Meditation is not for him who eats too much, nor for him who eats...
Quote #22264
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...