Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #10138
To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #9318
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if...
Quote #23761
Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #9631
Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly.
Quote #34012
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
Quote #13224
We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.