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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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As we face a new era of world history, there is an urgent need...
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Water is the only drink for a wise man.
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Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...