Quote #11954
You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20047
Love’s wounds can be healed only by the one who inflicts them.
Quote #21094
You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #8667
Just turn left at Greenland…
Quote #3245
…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...