Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #11954 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Quote #32635 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Publilius Syrus Quote #20047 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love’s wounds can be healed only by the one who inflicts them.
Norman Thomas Quote #21094 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You may use different sorts of sentences and illustrations before different sorts of audiences,...
Jackie Onassis Quote #381 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
John Lennon, When asked how the Beatles found America on their first U.S. visit Quote #8667 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Just turn left at Greenland…
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, from "Love in the Time of Cholera" Quote #3245 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 …they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
Billy Madison Quote #16564 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Mary Hirsch Quote #5471 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28318 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...