Quote #11273
After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box.
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #454
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #21341
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons – that’s philosophy.
Quote #31244
We’re all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don’t...
Quote #14896
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Quote #10919
Speech is conveniently located midway between thought and action, where it often substitutes for...
Quote #19202
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
Quote #13859
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.