Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #7994
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise...
Quote #2141
Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #22763
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth — more than ruin...
Quote #2034
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #9307
Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!
Quote #1498
We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
Quote #18809
In the depth of my soul there is a wordless song.
Quote #31825
There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.