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Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23882
The artist belongs to his work, not the work to the artist.
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T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
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He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
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Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
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Do not speak quickly it is a sign of insanity.
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How frequently the last time comes and we do not know.
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She had an unequalled gift… of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities.