Quote #679
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long...
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The secret of all success is to know how to deny yourself. Prove that...
Quote #10081
He who is sorrowful can force himself to smile, but he who is glad...
Quote #33043
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #14719
Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates...
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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #31562
Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this...