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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
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Critics I love every bone in their heads.
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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
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looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...