Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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Talent is like a faucet while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration...
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But words are things, and a small drop of ink, Falling like dew, upon...
Quote #3427
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
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It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends...
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Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by...
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Quote #23515
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #28512
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.