Quote #12849
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to...
Quote #17383
The society of women is the element of good manners.
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It is not necessary for all men to be great in action. The greatest...
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is...
Quote #21003
It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #22841
The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score...
Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #25748
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.