Quote #2131
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
Quote #31291
Besides, we don’t make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.
Quote #2514
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #20368
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
Quote #1236
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
Quote #30937
Don’t think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
Quote #10705
The most painful state of living is remembering the future.
Quote #22384
Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them.
Quote #21513
The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a...